[E] [G#mi] [C#mi] [C#mi7] [A] [Amaj7] [A]

[E]I read the [G#mi]news today oh [C#mi]boy,
[A]about a [C#mi]lucky man who [F#mi]made the grade[Amaj7]
[E]And though the [G#mi]news was rather [C#mi]sad,
[A]well, I [D]just had to [C#mi]laugh;
[A]I saw the [D]photo[C#mi]graph[Amaj7]

[E]He blew his [G#mi]mind out in a [C#mi]car, 
[A]he didn't [C#mi]notice that the [F#mi]lights had changed[Amaj7]
[E]A crowd of [G#mi]people stood and [C#mi]stared, 
[A]they'd seen his [D]face before
[C#mi]Nobody was really sure if [C#7]he was from the House of [A]Lords

[E]I saw a [G#mi]film today oh, [C#mi]boy; 
[A]the English [C#mi]Army had just [F#mi]won the war[Amaj7]
[E]A crowd of [G#mi]people turned a[C#mi]way, 
[A]but I just [D]had to look;
[C#mi]having [C#7]read the [A]book....
[A]I'd love to [G#mi]turn.... [E]you.... [C#mi]on..[C#]..

[C#]Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my [H]head
Found my [C#]way downstairs and [Ebmi7]drank a cup,
[C#]and looking up, I [Ebmi7]noticed I was late
[C#]Found my coat and grabbed my hat, 
made the bus in seconds [H]flat
Found my [C#]way upstairs and [Ebmi7]had a smoke,
and [C]omebody spoke and I [Ebmi7]went into a dream
[A] [E] [H] [F#] [A] [E] [H] [F#] ahhh.... [C#] [H/A] [H] [F#]

[E]I heard the [G#mi]news today oh, [C#mi]boy; 
[A]four thousand [C#mi]holes in Blackburn, [F#mi]Lancashire[Amaj7]
[E]And though the [G#mi]holes were rather [C#mi]small, [A]they had to [D]count them all
[C#mi]Now they know how many holes it [C#7]takes to fill the Albert [A]Hall
I'd love to [G#mi]turn... [E]you... [C#mi]on...[C#]
[E]
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